A Letter to the Editors of the Stormwind Gazette

SIRS,

You recently featured me in a Traders of Stormwind column,  published yesterday (Oct 1). I was most distressed to see several errors in the article, which (in my belief) should have been queried by any competent editor before the paper went to print. The errors are listed below:

1. My name is Leafsong Shalah’aman, not Leafsong Shat’man.

2. I am 175, not 175,000 (as you erroneously printed). This error caused me considerable distress and several hours in front of a mirror, probing my reflection for premature wrinkles. This sad mistake was not helped by — (I continue to my next point)

3. The repulsive Gnomish photograph of me. It was obviously one taken covertly first thing in the morning (never a girl’s best time), and immediately preceding a sneeze. It took me a long time to calm down my infant son after I showed him the article.

4. It is true that General Marcus Jonathon has a restraining order against me. I would like to point out that I was not (and never have been) “stalking” him, I was merely trying to make an appointment to talk about my unfair banishment from the Dwarven District.

5. My husband was not convicted and exiled by the Darnassian Council for assault and attempted murder. He was convicted for assault, attempted murder and treason against the Kaldorei people. I suggest that your editor checks his/her facts in the future!

It would be crass of me to expect monetary compensation for this slander (though you know my address). So all you need to do to appease me is run this full-page colour ad for the Gladefall Herb Empire in your daily newspaper for the next year (365 calender days).

Thank you in advance,

Leafsong Shalah’aman.

(The above letter was dictated by Leafsong to her lifemate.)

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1 Response so far »

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    Aphel said,

    Funniest post yet. Would make a good machinima.


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