Leafsong’s Diary 28.3 – In which Leafsong has ambitions.

In my anthropological class, we are doing a “tableaux” for the Stormwind locals. To illustrate Kaldorei history. Either this will be a great success, or a terrible tragedy. We are illustrating the events immediately prior to the unison of the Alliance (i.e. the demonic invasion of the the forests of Ashenvale).

My classmates voted me to be Tyrande. I was dozing off when it happened, otherwise I would have protested vehemently. I know that they only voted me to play the main role because they are convinced that I am going to mess up hideously and make a fool of myself.

Which I probably will! I have to write my own lines. Me! I’m about as creative and literary as a murloc. After six hours of grueling concentration, all I have come up with so far is:

Demonic Invader: Raagh!
Tyrande: Begone, saucy invader!!

What am I going to do?!?!!! I don’t have time for this crap.


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    Aphel said,

    Malfurion: I heard you needed a special delivery?
    Tyrande: Oh baby, you can deliver to me anytime.
    *Pulls out his wang*

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